<p>That last post was Rodney and he knows its against the rules for him to post on this blog. So the emperor Dre Noir is back and taking control of this blog. After all it is MY blog.<br>
Anyway I need to make a PSA.<br>
It has been brought to my attentions that some subjects have forgotten that I am a force to be reckoned with. My wrath is one terrible thing. And if yu think about rising up against me I will slay yu. I mean who could even give me a good run. I'm the emperor. There is no competition. I mean by time yu step up to the start line, I'm at the finish. I mean there is nobody in my lane. Yu ain't in my lane. I mean like I'm on the autobon and yu in a school zone. Yu a 20 MPH mf. Haha I gotta dust my shoulders off after that one. Get wit it or get at me. The emperor signing off. At ease, subjects. HAHAHA!
Monday, December 5, 2011
Ain't in my lane.
Saturday, November 19, 2011
honesty
i think that yu have to be real with people. the truth really isn't anything that should be covered up, it should be revealed. i'm not saying that yu should feel the need to air out yur dirty laundry in front of everybody, but yu need to be real with people. this is something i'm learning myself. yu can't hide something for too long because the longer yu hold something in or hide it the more it hurts yu or its gonna hurt the other person when it comes out. at the same time yu have to be real wit yurself. lyin to yurself is worse than lyin to other people.
being honest, all i have to say is...
being honest, all i have to say is...
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
we're not dead
This blog is not dead. Yeah i kno i have kinda neglected the blog and the posts have been very scarcely lately, but it's hard. yu try applying to college, keeping up with school, keeping up with what's goin on in yur friends lives, and managing what's goin on in yur own life.
i wanted to let yu all kno that the blog wil be returning to it's prime soon, and as much i would like this to an online diary of my daily life, i don't think the internet is ready for that. hell, i don't think i'm ready for the internet to be ready for that. this will be in fact what it once was, my gift to yu, a story from my day filled with all kinds of hilarity and don't forget SASS.
i wanted to let yu all kno that the blog wil be returning to it's prime soon, and as much i would like this to an online diary of my daily life, i don't think the internet is ready for that. hell, i don't think i'm ready for the internet to be ready for that. this will be in fact what it once was, my gift to yu, a story from my day filled with all kinds of hilarity and don't forget SASS.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
BAAAAACK!!!
it's time to bring this back, i've been gone for some time and i know y'all have missed me dearly. well don't fret i'm back and i'm gonna try to blog frequently. first things first are the shoutouts and then i'm just gonna talk about what's on my mind.
Shout out to my soccer team, shout out to my people in art, and shout out to everybody that encouraged me get back into my blog.
The first thing I wanna address are the difficulties of senior year. I think all my fellow seniors can relate to me on this. Senior year ain't no joke all, it seems as tho all of your teachers are out to get you. Whether it be with loads of calculus homework, multiple papers and essays, or their requirements for recommendation letters. Then there are all the applications that you have to fill out to even have a chance of going to colleges. All the applications for college and then the applications for scholarships, because you need money before you can even dream of going to college. All the deadlines for these applications seem to fall one right after the other just piling up until you just nearly go insane. All the essays seem to be the seem invasive questions, they want to know all of your life and everything you've ever done. Most of these things would be easier to say than write when it all comes down to it. They want to know everything about you like their going to marry you or something. Even if I wrote my whole life story down, which some apps ask you to do, they still wouldn't know me unless they talked to me. Or would it be that they would know me better than the people I talk to on a regular basis. Either way things are crazy, soo to make it through senior year I have made a check list of things that are definitely needed to make it through this year.
Checklist:
Redbull
A bottle of some kinda painkiller (for the headaches or for the high lol jk)
Plenty of junk food (your favorite candy, chips, and sodas)
A stress outlet (that can be a punching bag, a person to talk to, or a credit card in someone else's name lol)
Shout out to my soccer team, shout out to my people in art, and shout out to everybody that encouraged me get back into my blog.
The first thing I wanna address are the difficulties of senior year. I think all my fellow seniors can relate to me on this. Senior year ain't no joke all, it seems as tho all of your teachers are out to get you. Whether it be with loads of calculus homework, multiple papers and essays, or their requirements for recommendation letters. Then there are all the applications that you have to fill out to even have a chance of going to colleges. All the applications for college and then the applications for scholarships, because you need money before you can even dream of going to college. All the deadlines for these applications seem to fall one right after the other just piling up until you just nearly go insane. All the essays seem to be the seem invasive questions, they want to know all of your life and everything you've ever done. Most of these things would be easier to say than write when it all comes down to it. They want to know everything about you like their going to marry you or something. Even if I wrote my whole life story down, which some apps ask you to do, they still wouldn't know me unless they talked to me. Or would it be that they would know me better than the people I talk to on a regular basis. Either way things are crazy, soo to make it through senior year I have made a check list of things that are definitely needed to make it through this year.
Checklist:
Redbull
A bottle of some kinda painkiller (for the headaches or for the high lol jk)
Plenty of junk food (your favorite candy, chips, and sodas)
A stress outlet (that can be a punching bag, a person to talk to, or a credit card in someone else's name lol)
Thursday, June 16, 2011
kinda serious
the other day a friend asked me to fill out a survey for their class on adolescent psychology, it asks the normal questions people want to know about what teenagers are doing. but it was more from a personal stand point than a general standpoint. so the next person's survey submission will be different from mine. but it kinda struck me after submitting the survey, do adults really wanna know what we're doing? i personally think that for some of us if we sat down and spilled about what we do when adults aren't around they'd be really shocked. we would have busted their bubbles and maybe shattered their images of the sweet innocent children they thought we were. at the same time some of us our shocking ourselves with the decisions we're deciding to make. i think it would be hard to put a generalization on the adolescent mind. it changes almost daily. some days things are right and the next they're wrong. some days yu might actually wanna yu but others yu might wanna be someone else. i'm no Dr. Phil but i just think that we all have to deal with things as teenagers whether or not we wanna talk about it is a different question. the only thing to remember is to always be yu, even tho sometimes that might be difficult.
keep it 100 and never let people box yu in,
Dre Noir
keep it 100 and never let people box yu in,
Dre Noir
Saturday, May 28, 2011
SUMMER!!!!
yeah its summer time, time to sit back relax and chill. no worries about homework or going to school. yu get to go on vacation and just enjoy yur next 3 months. of course there will be small stuff that might annoy yu like yur parents wanting yu to do something productive or if yu're like me yu'll be out there trying to find a job so you can stack yo paper. but what i really think people should do over this summer is hell yeah enjoy it cuz in 3 months yu'll be right back in school wishing summer never had ended but also focus on yourself and get yo stuff together. i mean yu gon have time to do it so why not? see what yu can improve about yurself. that's my advice to ya'll now its time to get down to business
the school year ended so yu moving on up in the world whether yu going to college or it's gonna be yur senior year next year or maybe yu'll just be moving down to the 1st floor, all thats cool yu just gotta kno yur place and where yu stand. soo to all the people that's comin down to the 1st floor, its not yur floor yu are sharing it with 60 something other people who were there before yu. sooo don't come in there thinking that yu will be running something, cuz the music in the lounge that's us and we run the 1st floor. its class of 2012, its not arrogance or anything its just that its our turn, yu'll have yur turn in all due time when yur seniors but yu're only juniors for the time being. now shoutout to all the people that are going to college, no matter where yu go that's a major accomplishment.
not really all too much to say about summer except to have fun and to do yu, cuz i sure as hell will be doing me. everybody should have fun and be safe if yu plan on traveling anywhere, and be sure to wear sunscreen lol
have a good summer ya'll,
Dre Noir
P.S. just becuz it's summer don't think the blog posts will stop
the school year ended so yu moving on up in the world whether yu going to college or it's gonna be yur senior year next year or maybe yu'll just be moving down to the 1st floor, all thats cool yu just gotta kno yur place and where yu stand. soo to all the people that's comin down to the 1st floor, its not yur floor yu are sharing it with 60 something other people who were there before yu. sooo don't come in there thinking that yu will be running something, cuz the music in the lounge that's us and we run the 1st floor. its class of 2012, its not arrogance or anything its just that its our turn, yu'll have yur turn in all due time when yur seniors but yu're only juniors for the time being. now shoutout to all the people that are going to college, no matter where yu go that's a major accomplishment.
not really all too much to say about summer except to have fun and to do yu, cuz i sure as hell will be doing me. everybody should have fun and be safe if yu plan on traveling anywhere, and be sure to wear sunscreen lol
have a good summer ya'll,
Dre Noir
P.S. just becuz it's summer don't think the blog posts will stop
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
yu ain't no obama
sooo in the spirit of this time of election at my school i have decided to talk about how a person running for office should conduct themselves or just my issues wit this election.
i personally feel that although holding a class office looks good on your resume and stuff but there is no need to over-exert yurself about the whole thing. and some people are really just doin too much. if yu aren't sure if this is yu are not i'm gonna give yu a lil list of how yu can tell
if yu have 2 campaign posters posted right next to each other...YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH
if yu really spent time to make people cut outs... funny...BUT YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH
if yur election bio is in any other language than English...YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH, ain't no ESL students at our school
if yu have gone back to 8th grade tactics of bribery...YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH
if i have more than one message in my inbox tellin me to vote for yu...YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH
just a few thing i thought should be addressed. anyway i'm not gonna be tellin ya'll who i'm voting for cuz right now i'm not even sure. i mean after i've seen yur name everywhere else idk if i wanna see it on a ballot, i might seriously end up thinkin i'm bein stalked. and even though i kno good and well just like a lot of ya'll do that our class needs male representation in the student council i'm not gonna vote for yu just because yu are a guy.
i just think that the whole election process should be simple but yur posters up and be down wit it. after that just hope for the best. i don't need to be constantly reminded that yu are running, i see yur posters and i will see yur name on the ballot. sooo really just like cool ya blood clot. if yu win, yu win and if yu don't, yu don't.
may whoever win tomorro cuz idc,
Dre Noir
p.s. if ya'll was smart yu woulda had me on campaign, i coulda wrote on the blog tellin people to vote for yu. better yet i coulda wrote a lil campaign song or somethin lol
p.s.s. the whole let me see ya birth certificate thing woulda been funny if it wasn't against a person who actually is of some foreign decent
i personally feel that although holding a class office looks good on your resume and stuff but there is no need to over-exert yurself about the whole thing. and some people are really just doin too much. if yu aren't sure if this is yu are not i'm gonna give yu a lil list of how yu can tell
if yu have 2 campaign posters posted right next to each other...YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH
if yu really spent time to make people cut outs... funny...BUT YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH
if yur election bio is in any other language than English...YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH, ain't no ESL students at our school
if yu have gone back to 8th grade tactics of bribery...YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH
if i have more than one message in my inbox tellin me to vote for yu...YOU'RE DOIN TOO MUCH
just a few thing i thought should be addressed. anyway i'm not gonna be tellin ya'll who i'm voting for cuz right now i'm not even sure. i mean after i've seen yur name everywhere else idk if i wanna see it on a ballot, i might seriously end up thinkin i'm bein stalked. and even though i kno good and well just like a lot of ya'll do that our class needs male representation in the student council i'm not gonna vote for yu just because yu are a guy.
i just think that the whole election process should be simple but yur posters up and be down wit it. after that just hope for the best. i don't need to be constantly reminded that yu are running, i see yur posters and i will see yur name on the ballot. sooo really just like cool ya blood clot. if yu win, yu win and if yu don't, yu don't.
may whoever win tomorro cuz idc,
Dre Noir
p.s. if ya'll was smart yu woulda had me on campaign, i coulda wrote on the blog tellin people to vote for yu. better yet i coulda wrote a lil campaign song or somethin lol
p.s.s. the whole let me see ya birth certificate thing woulda been funny if it wasn't against a person who actually is of some foreign decent
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
fun fun fun fun fun fun
nooo its not friday but we still can have fun fun fun fun lol. i have decided to keep the blog going in the same direction that it is going. my hilarity all in one page. but what i have not told ya'll is that there will be minor changes i am adding on a few things such as there will be videos and audio posts regularly updated on the ustream. i have made this decision due to my recent realization that things don't just happen yu have to make them happen. and that is indeed what i plan to do. shoutout to all the loyal readers who are always there no matter what, i wanna say tho if yu find yurself getting behind in yur readings yu won't want that to happen because whats coming soon is MAJOR lbvs. i will be posting a track of a song that was supposed to happen a long time ago. lol
setting out on new paths,
Dre Noir
setting out on new paths,
Dre Noir
Monday, May 2, 2011
stupidity
i always say i can't stand stupidity, but without it where would i be?? i mean stupidity is a great thing it gives us a reason to laugh and sometimes even to cry, because if you tell me that the person who invented reading was dumb i'm not gon bother to laugh i'm just go cry. but i would also like to say that not everything dumb falls under the category of stupidity. only serious stuff gets to be stupid.
the other day i was walking with my friend and we ended up walking by the basketball court by my house. and i'm a very self conscious person so i notice very easily when people look at me stupid or like something's wrong. and so i look and this big ugly shim (she him) is staring me up and down like there's a problem. and in this situation it was a matter of shear stupidity because i know why this nasty woMAN was looking at my like her upper lip was stanking. mainly because because of who i am i have a multitude of people who don't like me because i'm outspoken and reckless which are crazy when combined. and because of this one of the people that doesn't like me is the shim's niece. now when you are going home running your mouth about me to grown people that's just stupid. when you are grown as hell and you listening to issues that two tennagers got, that's just stupid.
ok ya'll know whats really stupid whack ass dudes that graduated from my school like a good year or two ago and trying to get at me flies cuz i'm that ish. loool. i'm sooo tired of these bumtastic dudes who have nothing better to do but jump on their facebook profiles and try to come at me stupid. like really once yu've graduated yu shouldn't even be concerned wit people that yu used to go to high school with. i mean honestly if yu wanted to get at me before i did go to highschool with you for a good 3 years. i swear bums these days if i see these dudes i swear ima throw quarters at em, like really??? i barely even have words for lame ass people like that.
next i would like to address stupid people who don't learn from their lessons. if i go off on you in front of a good 15 people and embarrass yu and slay yur entire life ima need yu to learn from that and not come at me stupid. really lets just play U.S and Osama and yu can go hide in a cave until i'm ready to kill yu. soooo done. for those who will see me at school tomorrow i will not be on 10 tomorro i will be on 20 because i am heated. i swear people jumpin on stupid like it's the hottest new fashion.
my recklessness has no tolerance for stupidity,
Dre Noir
the other day i was walking with my friend and we ended up walking by the basketball court by my house. and i'm a very self conscious person so i notice very easily when people look at me stupid or like something's wrong. and so i look and this big ugly shim (she him) is staring me up and down like there's a problem. and in this situation it was a matter of shear stupidity because i know why this nasty woMAN was looking at my like her upper lip was stanking. mainly because because of who i am i have a multitude of people who don't like me because i'm outspoken and reckless which are crazy when combined. and because of this one of the people that doesn't like me is the shim's niece. now when you are going home running your mouth about me to grown people that's just stupid. when you are grown as hell and you listening to issues that two tennagers got, that's just stupid.
ok ya'll know whats really stupid whack ass dudes that graduated from my school like a good year or two ago and trying to get at me flies cuz i'm that ish. loool. i'm sooo tired of these bumtastic dudes who have nothing better to do but jump on their facebook profiles and try to come at me stupid. like really once yu've graduated yu shouldn't even be concerned wit people that yu used to go to high school with. i mean honestly if yu wanted to get at me before i did go to highschool with you for a good 3 years. i swear bums these days if i see these dudes i swear ima throw quarters at em, like really??? i barely even have words for lame ass people like that.
next i would like to address stupid people who don't learn from their lessons. if i go off on you in front of a good 15 people and embarrass yu and slay yur entire life ima need yu to learn from that and not come at me stupid. really lets just play U.S and Osama and yu can go hide in a cave until i'm ready to kill yu. soooo done. for those who will see me at school tomorrow i will not be on 10 tomorro i will be on 20 because i am heated. i swear people jumpin on stupid like it's the hottest new fashion.
my recklessness has no tolerance for stupidity,
Dre Noir
Friday, April 29, 2011
i kno yu missed me
soooooo i been off for a long time. but ya'll already kno that even tho i been off i still been keepin it real and putting it down like i always do. i bet most of ya'll already saw that tho.
first thing on my list to do is to address recent events. sooo most of ya'll saw the rap battle and were present and those of yu who weren't there have probably seen some of the many videos that are floating around. there's a lot of opinions about who won and who lost going around, and i just wanna say personally i don't care. but of course if yu come to me and say yu think i waon i will say thank yu. ya'll will always read and see what i want to be put out there. so no matter what is said i'm always be me and thats whatever i want to be. i live by the philosophy that yu should never let anyone box yu in. that means yu never let people tell yu what yu are limited to, there are no limits. on this not i wanna give a shout out to all the people that recorded the battle and i really wanna give a shout out to the conductor he did a real good job of making sure stuff went smoothly and besides his shirt he really didn't show much bias.
now thats out of the way i would like to say that i have new plans for this video that include doing regular ustreams becuz i like doing them and they're fun and i kno ya'll enjoy them lol. i would like to receive comments on when yu think they should be. that would be very helpful
also i just want to talk about how much school really sucks. i really feel that teachers need to lay off, school really should end 4 weeks before it does becuz by then we have already given up all hope. these crazy teachers actually expect us to apply ourselves, whats wrong wit them. i mean we can try, we really can, but there is still something inside of us that just slowly dies as summer gets closer and closer but is still so far away becuz of all the stuff we have to do before we can get there.
not the best post i've ever done but i felt like i needed to do a lil something,
Dre Noir
p.s. i been on 10 lately soo yu best come correct or i will get wrong. lbvs
first thing on my list to do is to address recent events. sooo most of ya'll saw the rap battle and were present and those of yu who weren't there have probably seen some of the many videos that are floating around. there's a lot of opinions about who won and who lost going around, and i just wanna say personally i don't care. but of course if yu come to me and say yu think i waon i will say thank yu. ya'll will always read and see what i want to be put out there. so no matter what is said i'm always be me and thats whatever i want to be. i live by the philosophy that yu should never let anyone box yu in. that means yu never let people tell yu what yu are limited to, there are no limits. on this not i wanna give a shout out to all the people that recorded the battle and i really wanna give a shout out to the conductor he did a real good job of making sure stuff went smoothly and besides his shirt he really didn't show much bias.
now thats out of the way i would like to say that i have new plans for this video that include doing regular ustreams becuz i like doing them and they're fun and i kno ya'll enjoy them lol. i would like to receive comments on when yu think they should be. that would be very helpful
also i just want to talk about how much school really sucks. i really feel that teachers need to lay off, school really should end 4 weeks before it does becuz by then we have already given up all hope. these crazy teachers actually expect us to apply ourselves, whats wrong wit them. i mean we can try, we really can, but there is still something inside of us that just slowly dies as summer gets closer and closer but is still so far away becuz of all the stuff we have to do before we can get there.
not the best post i've ever done but i felt like i needed to do a lil something,
Dre Noir
p.s. i been on 10 lately soo yu best come correct or i will get wrong. lbvs
Saturday, April 23, 2011
USTREAM CHANNEL!!!!!!
so as a gift to all my dedicated fans and just becuz it's easier than making vids and puttin them on the blog i have made a ustream. http://www.ustream.tv/channel/keepin-it-real-wit-dre-noir all the recklessness and hilarity of my blog live on webcam for ya'll to see.
ok soooo to all my followers yu have to go watch this. i'm dyin watching it it's that crazy. and i would love to read feedback. or just hear it. i kno ima get an earful of this one but who cares. haahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
ok soooo to all my followers yu have to go watch this. i'm dyin watching it it's that crazy. and i would love to read feedback. or just hear it. i kno ima get an earful of this one but who cares. haahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Sunday, April 17, 2011
it's time
soooooooo today i was informed by a friend that a new song was dropped, so iwent and listened to it. and while doing that i listened to 1 more track by that same artist and i couldn't believe my ears when i heard him compare himself to Drake, Tupac, Biggie, and Nas. i don't kno if anybody ever filled him in but when yu first comin up in the game yu cant just compare yurself to great rapper. ima use the word "aspire" again. the rappers mentioned are rappers yu can ASPIRE to be. so yu got like 2 tracks and yu wanna compare yurself to the greats yu can't do that. that's like being a rookie in the NBA and comparing yurself to Michael Jordan, YU CAN'T DO THAT!!!! right now i am offended and i'm not any of the mentioned rappers i bet Tupac and Biggie just rolled over in their graves. due to this atrocity that has been committed it has been made evident that it is time to release my 2nd vid which i promised. so i will say that the vid WILL be released in the next week.
PROM and all it entails
i kno ya'll were expecting this how could i pass up the opportunity to talk about people wearing ugly dresses and tuxes made from they grandmama's couch. not to mention the terrible music.
ima start off wit a couple shoutouts
shoutout to the only guy i kno who isn't ashamed to give his girlfriend a ride in a pick up truck. the only person i kno who is a true mac miller fan and kinda looks like him (not a compliment mac miller looks like an incest baby) the most amusing person to watch play basketball, his signature shot must be called the "Easter Bunny" the way he be shooting the ball.
shoutout to my road dog, my g, and i guess we must look alike. anybody remember the subbie year basketball team picture. prom was cool for the most part cuz it started off right kicking it. the only dude in the school who can hit the dougie and be super smooth wit it. my ride or die triple o g.
to kick off the serious stuff ima talk to the ladies first. when yu go wit all yur lil girl friends to go buy yur prom dress yu need to make sure yu tell them to be truthful. they will lie to yu so that yu look ugly and yur dress and they look better than yu at the prom. but when it gets down to the end result all ya'll look busted becuz yu believed one of yur friends who was lying to yu and yu was lying to her. soo please if necessary take a polygraph tester wit yu to the store to make sure that when yu walk out all of ya'll not gon look like some jokes when yu get to the prom. also when yu go to buy yur dress take a second to think about what yu are buying and the fact that if yu have a date has to match yu. if yu pick out a dress that is a solid color it makes it soo much easier for him. personally i just believe that a prom dress should be a solid color, yu do not need to look like somebody painted a damn mural on yur dress. keeping in mind that yur date has to match yu can yu make sure that the color he is wearing is an exact match. if yu wearing royal blue and he wearing navy ya'll are going to look stupid in yur pics. if yu and yur date just don't match at all hmmm.... yu shoulda thought about that before. if yu don't have a date that does not mean yu can feel free to just go wild wit yur dress it should not be covered in sequens, it should not look like yu took some curtains folded them in a fancy way and safety pinned them. then the worst of all if yu look like yu borrowed yur dress from yur grandma when she was dancing in the beginning of the 20th century, yu need to stop when people said old stuff was coming back they meant simple stuff from the 70s and 80s like argyle. if yu saw me lookin at yu last night and a laughed a lil... yes i was clowning yu becuz yur dress looked like an atrocious piece of an unnatural disaster.
to all my guys it's hard for us to mess up when it comes to prom. all yu have to do is show up in some kinda suit that matches yur date. if yu have a date yu probably should wear a tux becuz if you show up in the same suit that yur dad wore when he came to pick yu up from school last week yu're gonna look stupid. if yu're wearing a suit that yu kno is itchy and i can look at yu and start scratching like i got hive there is a problem. how are yu supposed to dance wit yur date and yu busy scratching damn near every inch of yur body, everybody around is trying to do the Cupid Shuffle and yu look like yu doing the damn Hokey Pokey.
now to address the dj how in the world do yu say yu cant play edited music but yu play Cee Low Green's "Forget You" then get mad becuz people sing the real lyrics. yu play that stupid Friday song by Rebecca Black, yu play Miley Cyrus. but i cant get no "Drop It Low", "No Hand", "Donk", "Bottoms Up", or "Where Them Girls At". are yu serious?!?! she was lame. I can say that there were a few good song that she played but right after those she played some crappy techno music or a random slow song from like the 80s, it was crazy yu'd get all hyped up just to be let down by a terrible song.
As for postprom yu would have had to be there to enjoy what little there was to enjoy. jk it wasn't that bad but around 3 it was straight dead if yu didnt watch the movie yu were terribly bored. but it wasn't bad. i have to give my class officers they props for putting together a wonderful event that for the most part was fun.
if yu think i'm talking about yu don't jump to conclusions although yur suspicions are probably right.
wreckless and real,
Dre Noir
ima start off wit a couple shoutouts
shoutout to the only guy i kno who isn't ashamed to give his girlfriend a ride in a pick up truck. the only person i kno who is a true mac miller fan and kinda looks like him (not a compliment mac miller looks like an incest baby) the most amusing person to watch play basketball, his signature shot must be called the "Easter Bunny" the way he be shooting the ball.
shoutout to my road dog, my g, and i guess we must look alike. anybody remember the subbie year basketball team picture. prom was cool for the most part cuz it started off right kicking it. the only dude in the school who can hit the dougie and be super smooth wit it. my ride or die triple o g.
to kick off the serious stuff ima talk to the ladies first. when yu go wit all yur lil girl friends to go buy yur prom dress yu need to make sure yu tell them to be truthful. they will lie to yu so that yu look ugly and yur dress and they look better than yu at the prom. but when it gets down to the end result all ya'll look busted becuz yu believed one of yur friends who was lying to yu and yu was lying to her. soo please if necessary take a polygraph tester wit yu to the store to make sure that when yu walk out all of ya'll not gon look like some jokes when yu get to the prom. also when yu go to buy yur dress take a second to think about what yu are buying and the fact that if yu have a date has to match yu. if yu pick out a dress that is a solid color it makes it soo much easier for him. personally i just believe that a prom dress should be a solid color, yu do not need to look like somebody painted a damn mural on yur dress. keeping in mind that yur date has to match yu can yu make sure that the color he is wearing is an exact match. if yu wearing royal blue and he wearing navy ya'll are going to look stupid in yur pics. if yu and yur date just don't match at all hmmm.... yu shoulda thought about that before. if yu don't have a date that does not mean yu can feel free to just go wild wit yur dress it should not be covered in sequens, it should not look like yu took some curtains folded them in a fancy way and safety pinned them. then the worst of all if yu look like yu borrowed yur dress from yur grandma when she was dancing in the beginning of the 20th century, yu need to stop when people said old stuff was coming back they meant simple stuff from the 70s and 80s like argyle. if yu saw me lookin at yu last night and a laughed a lil... yes i was clowning yu becuz yur dress looked like an atrocious piece of an unnatural disaster.
to all my guys it's hard for us to mess up when it comes to prom. all yu have to do is show up in some kinda suit that matches yur date. if yu have a date yu probably should wear a tux becuz if you show up in the same suit that yur dad wore when he came to pick yu up from school last week yu're gonna look stupid. if yu're wearing a suit that yu kno is itchy and i can look at yu and start scratching like i got hive there is a problem. how are yu supposed to dance wit yur date and yu busy scratching damn near every inch of yur body, everybody around is trying to do the Cupid Shuffle and yu look like yu doing the damn Hokey Pokey.
now to address the dj how in the world do yu say yu cant play edited music but yu play Cee Low Green's "Forget You" then get mad becuz people sing the real lyrics. yu play that stupid Friday song by Rebecca Black, yu play Miley Cyrus. but i cant get no "Drop It Low", "No Hand", "Donk", "Bottoms Up", or "Where Them Girls At". are yu serious?!?! she was lame. I can say that there were a few good song that she played but right after those she played some crappy techno music or a random slow song from like the 80s, it was crazy yu'd get all hyped up just to be let down by a terrible song.
As for postprom yu would have had to be there to enjoy what little there was to enjoy. jk it wasn't that bad but around 3 it was straight dead if yu didnt watch the movie yu were terribly bored. but it wasn't bad. i have to give my class officers they props for putting together a wonderful event that for the most part was fun.
if yu think i'm talking about yu don't jump to conclusions although yur suspicions are probably right.
wreckless and real,
Dre Noir
Thursday, April 14, 2011
sooo i'm gonna play your game
sooo i realize people are thinking that like i started this whole beef thing but it's not that i meant to be offensive its just that a lot of humor is offensive. so when i kinda step on yur toes a lil wit my humor yu can come to me i mean of course i prolly won't apologize becuz my intention is not to offend people but still i mean ya'll already saw on the previous post that i offended someone and they were mature enough to come to me and say something. but when yu are the kinda person who mumbles under their breath when yu see me in the kitchen at school, or yu wanna say something real quick so that i don't hear yu and then isn't even bold enough to repeat themselves then i have a problem. and see like i wasn't even gonna do any thing this crazy but it was brought to my attention that yu was trying to talk mess about me, and then it got even crazier when yu was trying to rag on me for liking Nicki Minaj and yu was trying to diss Nicki. that's one line yu don't cross i mean people ways joke wit me about my love for Nicki but when yu make a mockery of it i will come at yo head.
This is the state of the union address from the Emperor to all my blog followers:
The next video will be me in fact playing someone's game and no i'm not talking 4 square, basketball, soccer, ping pong, tennis, or whatever sport yu can think of. yu will see what i'm talking about.
sooo crtazy i almost forgot to sign off.
keepin it real and wreckless,
Dre Noir
This is the state of the union address from the Emperor to all my blog followers:
The next video will be me in fact playing someone's game and no i'm not talking 4 square, basketball, soccer, ping pong, tennis, or whatever sport yu can think of. yu will see what i'm talking about.
sooo crtazy i almost forgot to sign off.
keepin it real and wreckless,
Dre Noir
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
back to blogging
i haven't been on here for like 2 or 3 days and a lot of people have been asking me when i was gonna be back on here and tell ya'll about life and what it is, but i'm back now i wish i could blog everyday but certain circumstances don't allow that.
Shoutouts:
1st off SHOUTOUT to my #1 twitter friend and my favorite creeper. yu are too good at what yu do if i ever need to kno anything about anyone i will definitely hit yu up. also my favorite ghetto african girl. next time i'm goin to the wedding lol.
Shoutout to my only latina friend, yu already kno yu are the spicy salsa to my life lol. i love every time we hang out we have sooo much fun. btw yur lip ring suits yu lol
Shoutout to my favorite sassy chinese girl. she is like fried rice wit hot sauce. there is no more explanation needed.
Shoutout to my favorite hipster, yu are the only one who can really pull it off, girl be killing em wit that rat tail.
soooo to address this so called beef that's goin on between me and everyone's favorite wannabe mc, i always really liked chicken more and i guess that's what i'm getting cuz ain't nobody said nothing to me. but for all my followers there will soon be a formal addressing of this issue in video form soon so be on the look out for that.
lately life has been pretty mellow lately, the main problem in my life is that i hate school. it doesn't even really matter who the teacher is or what class it is because i dread going to them all. some more than others all my readers in my first hour french class can attest to that one. and all my readers in 2nd hour french class kno that they hate going to that class too especially when we have a sub or even when the normal teacher is there because they might just call yu out for something no one thinks is a big deal. then there's that one class that everybody loves to sleep in or is it just me? lol then theres the other class thats just a waste of time, seriously i need not even talk about that one. then by the end of the day the class i should be able to somewhat enjoy is a drag because i'm tired.
sooo today was not the worst day of my life, it was kinda funny. at the end of the all these people in the kitchen and i'm wondering what in the world they're doing and then my favorite viatnamese (lol) run out the kitchen and come get me talking bout i gotta try this. they in there eating these big stupid spoon fulls of cinnamon. they had me try that and i damn near died. that mess get all thick and dry and take all the moisture outta ya mouth and yu almost suffocate crazy stuff not to mention the nasty after taste.it was some crazy stuff then i had the pleasure of sittin back and watching and watching a few more people try this crazy stuff and choke and hack on the cinnamon then wash out their mouths in the sink.
i can see right now that this blog is not even all that good because not much has really happened lately that doesn't pertain to certain topics that i don't really wanna get into cuz i might get a lil heated. sooo im gonna talk about how i had to go off on this lil nappy headed lil boy on monday lol.
if yu know me yu already kno that i hate kids, and when i say that i mean if you are are 3 years younger or more then i do not like yu or ya friends. especially lil annoying kids. so i'm at this banquet thing and the people gettin in line to eat cuz it was buffet style. where i'm from the kids are supposed to eat first as in like the young kids if you over the age of 12 yu need to get behind the young ones. it didn't make it no better that i had my lil nephew wit me. so my nephew and his friends standing and playing around and i see that in front of them is all these lil kids that had to be bout 12-14, so i took my nephew who is 7 and all his friends who around the same age to the front of the line. this lil boy that was trying to show off in front of his friends gon tell me that they was there first and asked me what i was doin. so i had to tell him like yu see these kids here they ain't ate yet and yu older than them by a good 6 years yu can wait. he was mad cuz i had embarassed him in front of his friends and my friends sitting behind me laughing, so he gon say, " uhm... don't go off on me again". i'm sitting there thinking to myself trying to decide whether he salty or if it's a threat. i decided he had to be salty cuz ain't nobody stupid enough to threaten me.
Signed the Emperor S.A.M. Larutan Dab Ssa,
Dre Noir
Shoutouts:
1st off SHOUTOUT to my #1 twitter friend and my favorite creeper. yu are too good at what yu do if i ever need to kno anything about anyone i will definitely hit yu up. also my favorite ghetto african girl. next time i'm goin to the wedding lol.
Shoutout to my only latina friend, yu already kno yu are the spicy salsa to my life lol. i love every time we hang out we have sooo much fun. btw yur lip ring suits yu lol
Shoutout to my favorite sassy chinese girl. she is like fried rice wit hot sauce. there is no more explanation needed.
Shoutout to my favorite hipster, yu are the only one who can really pull it off, girl be killing em wit that rat tail.
soooo to address this so called beef that's goin on between me and everyone's favorite wannabe mc, i always really liked chicken more and i guess that's what i'm getting cuz ain't nobody said nothing to me. but for all my followers there will soon be a formal addressing of this issue in video form soon so be on the look out for that.
lately life has been pretty mellow lately, the main problem in my life is that i hate school. it doesn't even really matter who the teacher is or what class it is because i dread going to them all. some more than others all my readers in my first hour french class can attest to that one. and all my readers in 2nd hour french class kno that they hate going to that class too especially when we have a sub or even when the normal teacher is there because they might just call yu out for something no one thinks is a big deal. then there's that one class that everybody loves to sleep in or is it just me? lol then theres the other class thats just a waste of time, seriously i need not even talk about that one. then by the end of the day the class i should be able to somewhat enjoy is a drag because i'm tired.
sooo today was not the worst day of my life, it was kinda funny. at the end of the all these people in the kitchen and i'm wondering what in the world they're doing and then my favorite viatnamese (lol) run out the kitchen and come get me talking bout i gotta try this. they in there eating these big stupid spoon fulls of cinnamon. they had me try that and i damn near died. that mess get all thick and dry and take all the moisture outta ya mouth and yu almost suffocate crazy stuff not to mention the nasty after taste.it was some crazy stuff then i had the pleasure of sittin back and watching and watching a few more people try this crazy stuff and choke and hack on the cinnamon then wash out their mouths in the sink.
i can see right now that this blog is not even all that good because not much has really happened lately that doesn't pertain to certain topics that i don't really wanna get into cuz i might get a lil heated. sooo im gonna talk about how i had to go off on this lil nappy headed lil boy on monday lol.
if yu know me yu already kno that i hate kids, and when i say that i mean if you are are 3 years younger or more then i do not like yu or ya friends. especially lil annoying kids. so i'm at this banquet thing and the people gettin in line to eat cuz it was buffet style. where i'm from the kids are supposed to eat first as in like the young kids if you over the age of 12 yu need to get behind the young ones. it didn't make it no better that i had my lil nephew wit me. so my nephew and his friends standing and playing around and i see that in front of them is all these lil kids that had to be bout 12-14, so i took my nephew who is 7 and all his friends who around the same age to the front of the line. this lil boy that was trying to show off in front of his friends gon tell me that they was there first and asked me what i was doin. so i had to tell him like yu see these kids here they ain't ate yet and yu older than them by a good 6 years yu can wait. he was mad cuz i had embarassed him in front of his friends and my friends sitting behind me laughing, so he gon say, " uhm... don't go off on me again". i'm sitting there thinking to myself trying to decide whether he salty or if it's a threat. i decided he had to be salty cuz ain't nobody stupid enough to threaten me.
Signed the Emperor S.A.M. Larutan Dab Ssa,
Dre Noir
Sunday, April 10, 2011
the last 2 days
i kno that my avid readers have been missing my wonderful words of wisdom, but i'm back so no need to worry lol.
i'm gonna start off with the shoutouts.
shoutout to my favorite young asain kid in my class. yu are ridiculous and i loved seeing yu in the musical, yu gon have to teach me the choreography to that dance. yu was getting it looking like a rounder asian version of Richard Simmons. "alright ladies lets go, and a 1,2,3,4" lol. i also wanna take a minute to admire yu for tryin to be a hustler yu just needed a better rep to sell yo donuts.
hell i don't even remember nobody else that asked i need to start righting these down.
anyway yesterday was a great day i went to the ACT and i felt like i was basically at school again there was just a few exchange students there that day. uni was def reppin hard in there. i enjoyed my big jug of apple juice and my hot cheetos even tho it was plenty of people reaching they fingers in my bag, but hey i'm not even mad hot cheetos is that ish. from the ACT and went and did some shopping, and that was cool i'm always in a good mood when it comes to getting new clothes especially when its not on my penny. and that was even better cuz i found some Hot Tamales Fire lol (insider). then i went to get my haircut and i wasn't too psyched about that cuz my mom wanted to try this new place, called Great Clips. so i was like ok whatever, i will attempt to allow this over-tanned blonde white chick cut my hair but if she messes it up i'm tearing up the spot. and yu cannot imagine the type of people yu run into in these lil new hair places. there was this girl in there getting her haircut and she was tiny like real short, and she had to be about 16 but she looked like a straight up chain smoker. like hmmm i can see why it took the girl 3 hours to cut all 7 inches of yo hair yu had to take like 6 smoke breaks. then she was there wit her mom and her mom was prolly about 50ish but she looked like she was 96 and she hadn't cut her hair in the past 60 years. i'm sitting there looking at her expecting her to get up and get in the chair next she walked out to go start the car. i was in shock like they needed to force her to get her hair cut. she almost tripped over all them locks when she was walking in the parking lot, i hoped she didn't cuz she looked so old and fragile she woulda died from shock before she hit the pavement.
then i went home and i took a good nap. i had woke up at 6 so i really needed to catch up on my sleep. i only got to sleep for like 30 min cuz an unexpected visitor showed up at my house. so then i just got in the shower so i could burn a good 40 min before i actually got ready to go to the musical. then i went and walked my dog, and of course i walked around the block like i was that ish becuz i am lol. but then this lil chunky girl was sittin there wit all her chunky friends lookin like they was having a food addicts support group meeting at the park, they wanna be hee-hee haha-ing and talkin bout me. so i start laughing to myself like HAAAAAAAA i kno this fat skank is not tryin to talk about me, truth is i be talkin bout her too, she tried to run up on me like i was the last Snicker in all of Wal-Mart and i had to shut her down. soo now she talk mess everytime she see me coming a mile away, said thing is she can see me that far away but can see her own toes.
then i went to the musical i have to say it was GREAT! i died laughing damn near the entire time. i have no idea how the actors didn't laugh themselves. i mean honestly if i had to sing a song where i just said "Dick" over and over i would have died on stage. there were soo many sexual inuendos in the musical a wonderful performance of "Kiss Me Kate". the fact that i was sitting next to my favorite ridiculous fashionable indian guy did not help either because when i wasn't laughing at something funny on stage i was laughing at his laugh when he was laughing lol.
then i woke up today and it was just one of those days. it was really nice outside and i wanted to do something outside like go break in my new soccer cleats or something. instead i was inside all day playing video games and texting. it all started off great until someone text me and that wasn't even bad at the beginning either but by the end of the conversation i was in a real shitty mood. and that's no good becuz right now i need to be trying to study for a History test and a Physics quiz.
today my views in relationships also changed, the best things in life have no strings attached. so for right now i guess i kinda have a "Toot It and Boot It" state of mind. lol jk
Just keepin it all too real,
Dre Noir
i'm gonna start off with the shoutouts.
shoutout to my favorite young asain kid in my class. yu are ridiculous and i loved seeing yu in the musical, yu gon have to teach me the choreography to that dance. yu was getting it looking like a rounder asian version of Richard Simmons. "alright ladies lets go, and a 1,2,3,4" lol. i also wanna take a minute to admire yu for tryin to be a hustler yu just needed a better rep to sell yo donuts.
hell i don't even remember nobody else that asked i need to start righting these down.
anyway yesterday was a great day i went to the ACT and i felt like i was basically at school again there was just a few exchange students there that day. uni was def reppin hard in there. i enjoyed my big jug of apple juice and my hot cheetos even tho it was plenty of people reaching they fingers in my bag, but hey i'm not even mad hot cheetos is that ish. from the ACT and went and did some shopping, and that was cool i'm always in a good mood when it comes to getting new clothes especially when its not on my penny. and that was even better cuz i found some Hot Tamales Fire lol (insider). then i went to get my haircut and i wasn't too psyched about that cuz my mom wanted to try this new place, called Great Clips. so i was like ok whatever, i will attempt to allow this over-tanned blonde white chick cut my hair but if she messes it up i'm tearing up the spot. and yu cannot imagine the type of people yu run into in these lil new hair places. there was this girl in there getting her haircut and she was tiny like real short, and she had to be about 16 but she looked like a straight up chain smoker. like hmmm i can see why it took the girl 3 hours to cut all 7 inches of yo hair yu had to take like 6 smoke breaks. then she was there wit her mom and her mom was prolly about 50ish but she looked like she was 96 and she hadn't cut her hair in the past 60 years. i'm sitting there looking at her expecting her to get up and get in the chair next she walked out to go start the car. i was in shock like they needed to force her to get her hair cut. she almost tripped over all them locks when she was walking in the parking lot, i hoped she didn't cuz she looked so old and fragile she woulda died from shock before she hit the pavement.
then i went home and i took a good nap. i had woke up at 6 so i really needed to catch up on my sleep. i only got to sleep for like 30 min cuz an unexpected visitor showed up at my house. so then i just got in the shower so i could burn a good 40 min before i actually got ready to go to the musical. then i went and walked my dog, and of course i walked around the block like i was that ish becuz i am lol. but then this lil chunky girl was sittin there wit all her chunky friends lookin like they was having a food addicts support group meeting at the park, they wanna be hee-hee haha-ing and talkin bout me. so i start laughing to myself like HAAAAAAAA i kno this fat skank is not tryin to talk about me, truth is i be talkin bout her too, she tried to run up on me like i was the last Snicker in all of Wal-Mart and i had to shut her down. soo now she talk mess everytime she see me coming a mile away, said thing is she can see me that far away but can see her own toes.
then i went to the musical i have to say it was GREAT! i died laughing damn near the entire time. i have no idea how the actors didn't laugh themselves. i mean honestly if i had to sing a song where i just said "Dick" over and over i would have died on stage. there were soo many sexual inuendos in the musical a wonderful performance of "Kiss Me Kate". the fact that i was sitting next to my favorite ridiculous fashionable indian guy did not help either because when i wasn't laughing at something funny on stage i was laughing at his laugh when he was laughing lol.
then i woke up today and it was just one of those days. it was really nice outside and i wanted to do something outside like go break in my new soccer cleats or something. instead i was inside all day playing video games and texting. it all started off great until someone text me and that wasn't even bad at the beginning either but by the end of the conversation i was in a real shitty mood. and that's no good becuz right now i need to be trying to study for a History test and a Physics quiz.
today my views in relationships also changed, the best things in life have no strings attached. so for right now i guess i kinda have a "Toot It and Boot It" state of mind. lol jk
Just keepin it all too real,
Dre Noir
Friday, April 8, 2011
just another day
soo i received quite a few requests for blog shout outs lol
ok sooo shout out to the most fashionable indian guy i have ever met. also the best Nene Leakes impersonator and one of my favorite members of the RHWCU lol.
shout out to the kid with the HUGE head thats in my math class and is really funny.
shout out to the chinese girl that sits with me in french class, i swear we need to plot the death of our french teacher, btw yu should smoke crack wit me some time (insider) lol
sorry if i didn't remember yu if yu put in a request
sooo today was just another day nothing really spectacular, some things out of the ordinary happened today. there was this all school mandatory assembly where they had people talk about what they believed in and i can really say that yu could tell some people took it seriously and other people didn't, yu could also see that some people really believed in what they had talked about becuz if you say yu believe in openess well yu damn sure are an open person if yu can tell all the students that attend yur school and all the teachers a story about how yu shit on yurself (excuse my language) lol. there were also some interesting ones espcially the one about fiction OMG it was soooo good likei totally wandered off into an alternate world. one about respect which idk if i totally agreed with but i do agree that people should be themselves, don't try to be something that yu're not. someone spoke about how everyone has some good inside them which i agree with. overall, the assembly was not a total failure as what i thought it would be.
now the second part of my day was crazy. soo i drove home today but then i ended up not goin home becuz i needed to run to the Dollar Tree to get some orange juice for tomorrow becuz i have to take the ACT. and at the Dollar Tree yu can get a big thing of orange juice for $1. and i'm drivin there and this guy was riding his busted bike with a wagon on the back of it right in front of me and was going oh so slow. so i sped up behind him and he finally got out of the way, i had no intention of hitting him but he needed to move. sooo then my mom made me let her drive becuz i was driving a lil bit wreckless but thats only becuz i had this urge to just hit a couple bikers and people act like they dont kno how to drive ugh. then i get to the Dollar Tree and they didn't even have no damn orange juice like what i wanted. soo i had to settle for apple juice ugh.
then i go home and i walk my dog and i decide to sit at the park and just sit in the swing and talk to my little sister. and i notice all these lil hood rat children is up there and my little sister tell me that they had just got done fighting so i'm already expecting some bs. so then the lil ghetto girls send this lil chinky boy to this girl house to try and get her to come outside so they can fight her. now everybody knows that if the lil chunky boy show up at yo house its either got something to do with food or he just on bs. so if yu open the door and he don't ask for a cup sugar yu close the door cuz he on bs. so the lil girl dont wanna come outside soo these girls start demonstratin what they was gonna do to her and how they was gonna drag her by her hair and just whoop her. soo i'm just hopin they don't come over by me and be on some stupid stuff. but of course they did and they oldest of them all and the loudest start yellin and she talkin to her lil hood rat friends sayin "ooo he sexy". once again i gotta deal wit something like this. i dont do hood rats yu gotta have some class.
later on in the day i go and get on fb and it was just weird too. people was tryin to hit on me on facebook too. like ok someone suggested that yu friend me that doesnt mean yu can just try to come at me and be trying to put the mack on. plus i don't roll like that just cuz yu told me i was cute or i was sexy doesn't mean i'm finna just jump down and be like yeah we should hook up. if yu trying to get at me over facebook that's a problem. i see girls walking down the street everyday i would never walk by one and then facebook stalk her, friend her, and then try to holler. just not my m.o. but if thats how yu get down ok.
i thought it was supposed to be "another day, another dollar" not "another day, another holler". smh
i guess i just look too good,
Dre Noir
ok sooo shout out to the most fashionable indian guy i have ever met. also the best Nene Leakes impersonator and one of my favorite members of the RHWCU lol.
shout out to the kid with the HUGE head thats in my math class and is really funny.
shout out to the chinese girl that sits with me in french class, i swear we need to plot the death of our french teacher, btw yu should smoke crack wit me some time (insider) lol
sorry if i didn't remember yu if yu put in a request
sooo today was just another day nothing really spectacular, some things out of the ordinary happened today. there was this all school mandatory assembly where they had people talk about what they believed in and i can really say that yu could tell some people took it seriously and other people didn't, yu could also see that some people really believed in what they had talked about becuz if you say yu believe in openess well yu damn sure are an open person if yu can tell all the students that attend yur school and all the teachers a story about how yu shit on yurself (excuse my language) lol. there were also some interesting ones espcially the one about fiction OMG it was soooo good likei totally wandered off into an alternate world. one about respect which idk if i totally agreed with but i do agree that people should be themselves, don't try to be something that yu're not. someone spoke about how everyone has some good inside them which i agree with. overall, the assembly was not a total failure as what i thought it would be.
now the second part of my day was crazy. soo i drove home today but then i ended up not goin home becuz i needed to run to the Dollar Tree to get some orange juice for tomorrow becuz i have to take the ACT. and at the Dollar Tree yu can get a big thing of orange juice for $1. and i'm drivin there and this guy was riding his busted bike with a wagon on the back of it right in front of me and was going oh so slow. so i sped up behind him and he finally got out of the way, i had no intention of hitting him but he needed to move. sooo then my mom made me let her drive becuz i was driving a lil bit wreckless but thats only becuz i had this urge to just hit a couple bikers and people act like they dont kno how to drive ugh. then i get to the Dollar Tree and they didn't even have no damn orange juice like what i wanted. soo i had to settle for apple juice ugh.
then i go home and i walk my dog and i decide to sit at the park and just sit in the swing and talk to my little sister. and i notice all these lil hood rat children is up there and my little sister tell me that they had just got done fighting so i'm already expecting some bs. so then the lil ghetto girls send this lil chinky boy to this girl house to try and get her to come outside so they can fight her. now everybody knows that if the lil chunky boy show up at yo house its either got something to do with food or he just on bs. so if yu open the door and he don't ask for a cup sugar yu close the door cuz he on bs. so the lil girl dont wanna come outside soo these girls start demonstratin what they was gonna do to her and how they was gonna drag her by her hair and just whoop her. soo i'm just hopin they don't come over by me and be on some stupid stuff. but of course they did and they oldest of them all and the loudest start yellin and she talkin to her lil hood rat friends sayin "ooo he sexy". once again i gotta deal wit something like this. i dont do hood rats yu gotta have some class.
later on in the day i go and get on fb and it was just weird too. people was tryin to hit on me on facebook too. like ok someone suggested that yu friend me that doesnt mean yu can just try to come at me and be trying to put the mack on. plus i don't roll like that just cuz yu told me i was cute or i was sexy doesn't mean i'm finna just jump down and be like yeah we should hook up. if yu trying to get at me over facebook that's a problem. i see girls walking down the street everyday i would never walk by one and then facebook stalk her, friend her, and then try to holler. just not my m.o. but if thats how yu get down ok.
i thought it was supposed to be "another day, another dollar" not "another day, another holler". smh
i guess i just look too good,
Dre Noir
Thursday, April 7, 2011
request
so lately i been having a lot of people put in requests for my blog about thing that would like to see addressed or how they would liked to be mentioned so here we go.
first off i wanna give a shout out to this fine egyptian girl at my school named Isabel. she be lookin good all the time even when she dress like a bum and wear her birkenstock some how she pulls it of. but today she was lookin nice in her cute spring time dress. and did i tell ya'll can she can speak spanish. that's soo hot, right? spanish is such a sexy language. this girl is just all that and a whole nother bag of chips lol.
second i would like to address something that one of my friends brought to my attention today and that is what is up with the wardrobe of math teachers. i think i should have a separate portion of my blog where i with a team of high trained fashion experts aka a few of my friends help out some math teachers by giving them top notch make-overs and following up with them over the next year to make sure that they stay fashionable. honestly today i felt like i was in a Peter Rabbit book from looking at a math teachers vest. there were carrots, radishes, watermelon, sunflowers just all kinds of things. then it only got worse cuz i almost left my jacket so i really felt like Peter Rabbit only thing was i spent all that time in that "garden" and didn't get nothing to eat.
now i'm gonna take a minute to express some feeling through a few words and some pictures of the Queen of Hip-hop and most definitely one of the best rappers alive Nicki Minaj.
so i hear that some people are offended by my blog because i tell the truth and i kno it might be a lil hard for yu to handle, but its ok becuz yu're just made cuz i am a :
but if yu are really that hurt nd yu really have something to say then yu should
lmao i just had too much fun wit that. haaaaaa oh i gotta do another one
ok maybe just one more
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
feeling a lil wreckless today,
DRE NOIR
first off i wanna give a shout out to this fine egyptian girl at my school named Isabel. she be lookin good all the time even when she dress like a bum and wear her birkenstock some how she pulls it of. but today she was lookin nice in her cute spring time dress. and did i tell ya'll can she can speak spanish. that's soo hot, right? spanish is such a sexy language. this girl is just all that and a whole nother bag of chips lol.
second i would like to address something that one of my friends brought to my attention today and that is what is up with the wardrobe of math teachers. i think i should have a separate portion of my blog where i with a team of high trained fashion experts aka a few of my friends help out some math teachers by giving them top notch make-overs and following up with them over the next year to make sure that they stay fashionable. honestly today i felt like i was in a Peter Rabbit book from looking at a math teachers vest. there were carrots, radishes, watermelon, sunflowers just all kinds of things. then it only got worse cuz i almost left my jacket so i really felt like Peter Rabbit only thing was i spent all that time in that "garden" and didn't get nothing to eat.
now i'm gonna take a minute to express some feeling through a few words and some pictures of the Queen of Hip-hop and most definitely one of the best rappers alive Nicki Minaj.
so i hear that some people are offended by my blog because i tell the truth and i kno it might be a lil hard for yu to handle, but its ok becuz yu're just made cuz i am a :
but if yu are really that hurt nd yu really have something to say then yu should
lmao i just had too much fun wit that. haaaaaa oh i gotta do another one
ok maybe just one more
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
feeling a lil wreckless today,
DRE NOIR
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
i hate goin to the library
soooo today i had to go to the library to do my french homework. we were supposed to post some kinda stuff on this wiki only to find out that i couldn't even edit the wiki. now what kinda sense does that make yu a teacher right? and yu assign homework on a wiki without checking the settings of the wiki, hmmmm. soo now i'm sitting here writing this blog about all the things i notice as i sit here wishing i wasn't here.
so i hate how when yu go to the library and take your laptop people look at yu wit like this snotty lil look like they are thinking to themselves "ugh do they think they're too good to use the public computers". no, i'm not too good cuz i used to be on them computers surrounded by all kinda people especially the loud ghetto girls who yell across the room. ya'll already kno yu hate goin to the library if Lil NayNay and Sharquita is there cuz they be yelling back and forth for each other to come look at they computer screen cuz Marquan and Courvasier been inboxin them on facebook and trying to talk them up. then yu got the old people who sitting at the large print computer and still be squinting. Harriet sitting there trying to read the e-card her grand-kids sent her and Muriel sitting next to her getting pissed off cuz she forgot the password to the e-mail account her son set up for her. the most important fact is the time limit who wants to have to deal with that, i kno i don't cuz when the computer start to count down that last minute before it logs yu out i kno i get pissed off. so, to all the haters who just walked by me to go use the public computers tell Lil NayNay, Sharquita, Harriet, and Muriel i said hi.
now i'm a lil thrown that this super trailer park family just walked by me. there was the mom, the daughter, and the son. yu already kno there was no dad present cuz he probably at home sitting on the dingy couch drinking a six pack and watching one of the basket ball games thats on. the son walked by and was seriously mean mugging so i gave him the "what the hell yu lookin at?!" look. so then i observed his traileresque attire and of course he was wearing outdated Ed Hardy, some baggy jean shorts, and a fitted cap. then his lil sister walked by and when i seen her i didn't kno if i wanted to be mad at her or her mama. she was about like 8 years old and she come skipping around the corner and she had on this top that was 3 sizes too big and was not for her age group. the top was showing all the cleavage she hadn't developed yet and was probably the same top her mom was wearing when she met her dad at the "Friday Night Ho Down". they walked around the same area of books for a good 10 minutes and then they left the library.
i'm getting ready to leave now and i'm really exciting to be leaving becuz if somebody look at me stupidly cuz i'm on my laptop i'm going to throw a book at them. not to mention this seat it stickin to my legs, who makes chair cushions out of leather and becuz this is the public library it's probably "pleather". and the library is about to close, so i gotta go. bout to go get some Chinese food anyway.
Keepin it real, and just how i feel,
Dre Noir
so i hate how when yu go to the library and take your laptop people look at yu wit like this snotty lil look like they are thinking to themselves "ugh do they think they're too good to use the public computers". no, i'm not too good cuz i used to be on them computers surrounded by all kinda people especially the loud ghetto girls who yell across the room. ya'll already kno yu hate goin to the library if Lil NayNay and Sharquita is there cuz they be yelling back and forth for each other to come look at they computer screen cuz Marquan and Courvasier been inboxin them on facebook and trying to talk them up. then yu got the old people who sitting at the large print computer and still be squinting. Harriet sitting there trying to read the e-card her grand-kids sent her and Muriel sitting next to her getting pissed off cuz she forgot the password to the e-mail account her son set up for her. the most important fact is the time limit who wants to have to deal with that, i kno i don't cuz when the computer start to count down that last minute before it logs yu out i kno i get pissed off. so, to all the haters who just walked by me to go use the public computers tell Lil NayNay, Sharquita, Harriet, and Muriel i said hi.
now i'm a lil thrown that this super trailer park family just walked by me. there was the mom, the daughter, and the son. yu already kno there was no dad present cuz he probably at home sitting on the dingy couch drinking a six pack and watching one of the basket ball games thats on. the son walked by and was seriously mean mugging so i gave him the "what the hell yu lookin at?!" look. so then i observed his traileresque attire and of course he was wearing outdated Ed Hardy, some baggy jean shorts, and a fitted cap. then his lil sister walked by and when i seen her i didn't kno if i wanted to be mad at her or her mama. she was about like 8 years old and she come skipping around the corner and she had on this top that was 3 sizes too big and was not for her age group. the top was showing all the cleavage she hadn't developed yet and was probably the same top her mom was wearing when she met her dad at the "Friday Night Ho Down". they walked around the same area of books for a good 10 minutes and then they left the library.
i'm getting ready to leave now and i'm really exciting to be leaving becuz if somebody look at me stupidly cuz i'm on my laptop i'm going to throw a book at them. not to mention this seat it stickin to my legs, who makes chair cushions out of leather and becuz this is the public library it's probably "pleather". and the library is about to close, so i gotta go. bout to go get some Chinese food anyway.
Keepin it real, and just how i feel,
Dre Noir
Monday, April 4, 2011
another day, another phenomenon
recently i have noticed that at uni high rap has become a really big deal. not just like rap music, but people always wantin people to do a rap battle, i'm not dissin on em cuz i have participated in a few but for all the people who thinkin they can really rap or they good its not about the quantity of rhymes it's about the quality. not only are rap battles big deal but people wantin to be rappers and producers and stuff. seein all this i have decided it's time for me to speak out on everything i have to say.
i really feel that rap battles are pumped up to be more than what they really are, and the way people look at them is really stupid. soooo much stuff at uni always has to be about race, and people have turned these lil recreational rap battles into one of those things. just because i'm black don't mean i got rhymes like lil wayne, wiz khalifa, nicki minaj, or any other rapper yu can think. no lie i got quality rhymes and i'm comin into my own when it comes to spittin but its not something that i would say i feel is a big deal. and i kno a lot of ya'll sittin there at yo computer readin this and tryin to say i'm salty cuz all that stuff that happened wit Green Eggs n' Ham in the locker room. but trust and believe i must not never be salty because he might be clever and quick when it comes to rhymes but that doesn't mean that he is a good rapper, i mean Dr. Seuss was quick wit rhymes and he even made up words and made em rhyme sooo maybe what's his face wit his "Horton Hears a Who" lookin ass should go sit down somewhere and write childrens books. Now yu gon say i'm bein a hater, but what i got to hate on i believe someone said it best today he look like a DUCK. people always gettin hyped about these lil rap battles like aight they fun and entertaining but thats it they prove nothing.
now ya'll gon hate me for this one BUT i feel this needs to be addressed. some people have taken the whole rap battle stuff too far. yu wanna be a rapper comin from uni high. what kinda street cred do yu have, i mean how the hell yu gon sell a mix tape to get yo name out there. yu just gon sell it to people at yo school now that's lame. not to mention ima need yu to come up with a better name that doesn't insult yu and every person that belongs to the same racial group as yu. what the hell is he callin himself again Lil' Krishna or somethin like that? idk. not to mention what do yu have to talk about that's gonna get yu noticed how much homework yu got, or what new vocabulary words yu learned today, yu gon write 99 bars about elements in the periodic table. i mean yu tryin to be the next Mac Miller? he has no street cred and all he raps about is havin hoes and smokin weed like really dude yu just sound like the average politician wit "glaucoma". just do me and yu a favor before yu embarass yurself and SIT.
(i just started a new paragraph because the other one was gettin long, it's still the same topic) i would now like to say that yu might wanna step yur game up when it comes to having a producer because yur producer's name makes him sound like he's some kinda porn star reject. not to mention what does he do besides rip beats from other songs and put them on a track for yu to rap to, anybody can do that wit the right equipment and stuff. and i kno ya'll thinkin now like "oh well he makes mixes too". i kno, he need help wit that too i swear just because yu stayed up all night mixin something yu thought was good does not mean i wanna hear yu play it in the lounge. now im just waitin for him to make a terrible mix of a Nicki song and ima cuss him out, he already f-ed up a Rihanna song. like for real she went through enough wit chris brown tryin to tear up her face, and now yu gon tear up her music?
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now i just wanna take a brief minute to say that ya'll can scratch what i said yesterday if yu find that special someone and yu kno that ya'll got somethin that's real and it's worth never givin up then hold onto that. and yeah yu might have yur problems a long the road but work things and if necessary start over. nothing is worth givin up on a good thing.
I say what yu wanna say cuz I'm,
Dre Noir
i really feel that rap battles are pumped up to be more than what they really are, and the way people look at them is really stupid. soooo much stuff at uni always has to be about race, and people have turned these lil recreational rap battles into one of those things. just because i'm black don't mean i got rhymes like lil wayne, wiz khalifa, nicki minaj, or any other rapper yu can think. no lie i got quality rhymes and i'm comin into my own when it comes to spittin but its not something that i would say i feel is a big deal. and i kno a lot of ya'll sittin there at yo computer readin this and tryin to say i'm salty cuz all that stuff that happened wit Green Eggs n' Ham in the locker room. but trust and believe i must not never be salty because he might be clever and quick when it comes to rhymes but that doesn't mean that he is a good rapper, i mean Dr. Seuss was quick wit rhymes and he even made up words and made em rhyme sooo maybe what's his face wit his "Horton Hears a Who" lookin ass should go sit down somewhere and write childrens books. Now yu gon say i'm bein a hater, but what i got to hate on i believe someone said it best today he look like a DUCK. people always gettin hyped about these lil rap battles like aight they fun and entertaining but thats it they prove nothing.
now ya'll gon hate me for this one BUT i feel this needs to be addressed. some people have taken the whole rap battle stuff too far. yu wanna be a rapper comin from uni high. what kinda street cred do yu have, i mean how the hell yu gon sell a mix tape to get yo name out there. yu just gon sell it to people at yo school now that's lame. not to mention ima need yu to come up with a better name that doesn't insult yu and every person that belongs to the same racial group as yu. what the hell is he callin himself again Lil' Krishna or somethin like that? idk. not to mention what do yu have to talk about that's gonna get yu noticed how much homework yu got, or what new vocabulary words yu learned today, yu gon write 99 bars about elements in the periodic table. i mean yu tryin to be the next Mac Miller? he has no street cred and all he raps about is havin hoes and smokin weed like really dude yu just sound like the average politician wit "glaucoma". just do me and yu a favor before yu embarass yurself and SIT.
(i just started a new paragraph because the other one was gettin long, it's still the same topic) i would now like to say that yu might wanna step yur game up when it comes to having a producer because yur producer's name makes him sound like he's some kinda porn star reject. not to mention what does he do besides rip beats from other songs and put them on a track for yu to rap to, anybody can do that wit the right equipment and stuff. and i kno ya'll thinkin now like "oh well he makes mixes too". i kno, he need help wit that too i swear just because yu stayed up all night mixin something yu thought was good does not mean i wanna hear yu play it in the lounge. now im just waitin for him to make a terrible mix of a Nicki song and ima cuss him out, he already f-ed up a Rihanna song. like for real she went through enough wit chris brown tryin to tear up her face, and now yu gon tear up her music?
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now i just wanna take a brief minute to say that ya'll can scratch what i said yesterday if yu find that special someone and yu kno that ya'll got somethin that's real and it's worth never givin up then hold onto that. and yeah yu might have yur problems a long the road but work things and if necessary start over. nothing is worth givin up on a good thing.
I say what yu wanna say cuz I'm,
Dre Noir
Sunday, April 3, 2011
gotta get a lil serious
sooo today started off a lil weird when i noticed that it was 10:30 and my mom hadn't nagged me to the point of awakening in order to get ready to go to church which starts at 9:45. so instead she nagged me about studyin for the ACT so i looked at the book for a lil and got to thinkin like if i gotta go thru all this to get into college it better be worth it. because i could bypass all this and move to montana and work at the local Chip n' Dales, hell i dont mind givin somebody granny a lap dance as long as i'm making almost $300 a night.
then i was a lil pissed when i went outside in a sweatshirt to walk my dog and damn near died cuz it was hotter than fish grease outside. i get in the house and changed into shorts and when i got in the car saw that i was 80 degrees. then i gotta thinkin this weather is crazy as hell cuz yesterday it was only bout 50 degrees. odd weather.
things really got strange tho when i check my facebook and i notice that someone had sent me a friend request. mind yu this is the same person that deleted from their facebook. but i accepted it despite the history. then i see i got a message from that same person. not gon repeat everything it said but basically it was about a relationship and workin things out.
Now im sittin here and ponderin on what should say because its really confusing. and the way i look at it is to all the people out there who haven't been in a relationship yet, i would encourage you not to do it. a relationship is a full time job, and between goin to school and actually tryin to find a job what more energy is there to dedicate to something that isn't forever. and i really kno it is forever from experience, the same relationship started 3 times which means it had to end at least 2 right? if not more. on top of that the feelings that yu develop for the other person are crazy and when yu dont really kno what to do with those feelings yu start to go crazy. i would most definitely like to discourage all my readers from ever trying to attempt to make a long distance relationship work. unless yu have the means to see that other person at least once a month DON'T DO IT. the distance will kill yu especially because yu can't see them like yu want to. and i kno there's some people sittin there sayin "well i got skype". yu think i give a damn about yo skype i'm tryin to help yu before yu end up bein suicidal.
i'm just tryin to be real wit ya'll. now this is a blog not an invitation to an interview or interrogation, if yu wanna comment feel free but don't ask questions.
I said it once Ima say it twice, it might be wrong but today it's right,
Dre Noir
then i was a lil pissed when i went outside in a sweatshirt to walk my dog and damn near died cuz it was hotter than fish grease outside. i get in the house and changed into shorts and when i got in the car saw that i was 80 degrees. then i gotta thinkin this weather is crazy as hell cuz yesterday it was only bout 50 degrees. odd weather.
things really got strange tho when i check my facebook and i notice that someone had sent me a friend request. mind yu this is the same person that deleted from their facebook. but i accepted it despite the history. then i see i got a message from that same person. not gon repeat everything it said but basically it was about a relationship and workin things out.
Now im sittin here and ponderin on what should say because its really confusing. and the way i look at it is to all the people out there who haven't been in a relationship yet, i would encourage you not to do it. a relationship is a full time job, and between goin to school and actually tryin to find a job what more energy is there to dedicate to something that isn't forever. and i really kno it is forever from experience, the same relationship started 3 times which means it had to end at least 2 right? if not more. on top of that the feelings that yu develop for the other person are crazy and when yu dont really kno what to do with those feelings yu start to go crazy. i would most definitely like to discourage all my readers from ever trying to attempt to make a long distance relationship work. unless yu have the means to see that other person at least once a month DON'T DO IT. the distance will kill yu especially because yu can't see them like yu want to. and i kno there's some people sittin there sayin "well i got skype". yu think i give a damn about yo skype i'm tryin to help yu before yu end up bein suicidal.
i'm just tryin to be real wit ya'll. now this is a blog not an invitation to an interview or interrogation, if yu wanna comment feel free but don't ask questions.
I said it once Ima say it twice, it might be wrong but today it's right,
Dre Noir
Saturday, April 2, 2011
first post
soooo to start off this whole bloggin thing ima just let ya'll know that there will be minor censorship in this blog but im still gonna keep it real and all names with not be disclosed but you will probably be able to guess who i'm talkin about if you know them lol.
today was my average saturday pretty cool i spent time wit the fam after volunteerin at some whack event for damn near 8 hours of my life. i went to the park wit my sister and my nieces and nephews and why this lil girl who musta only been about 12 gon walk up to me and tell me i'm sexy. i already knew that but i was just a lil thrown cuz the girl was sooo young. like do you kno what sexy means yo lil young self go take a nap, hell! i swear now a days lil kids grow up too fast. not that i'll that old but still. then i was really caught off guard when i noticed that i knew the lil girl, i was like wooooow i'm mad i've known since you was like 6 and you tryin to holla. now im just chillin and listening to music and watchin the bball game. my headphones turned up and i'm bangin that K. Michelle and watchin that Kentucky and UConn game. and i'm gettin ready to eat no matter of fact im finna smash. Its some roast and some greens and macaroni in the kitchen that is callin my name. soo for my first blog post i think this is good but trust and believe that this is only the beginning yu aint read nothin yet.
You like it I love it, You don't wanna hear it but I'ma say it,
Dre Noir
today was my average saturday pretty cool i spent time wit the fam after volunteerin at some whack event for damn near 8 hours of my life. i went to the park wit my sister and my nieces and nephews and why this lil girl who musta only been about 12 gon walk up to me and tell me i'm sexy. i already knew that but i was just a lil thrown cuz the girl was sooo young. like do you kno what sexy means yo lil young self go take a nap, hell! i swear now a days lil kids grow up too fast. not that i'll that old but still. then i was really caught off guard when i noticed that i knew the lil girl, i was like wooooow i'm mad i've known since you was like 6 and you tryin to holla. now im just chillin and listening to music and watchin the bball game. my headphones turned up and i'm bangin that K. Michelle and watchin that Kentucky and UConn game. and i'm gettin ready to eat no matter of fact im finna smash. Its some roast and some greens and macaroni in the kitchen that is callin my name. soo for my first blog post i think this is good but trust and believe that this is only the beginning yu aint read nothin yet.
You like it I love it, You don't wanna hear it but I'ma say it,
Dre Noir
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