the last 2 days

i kno that my avid readers have been missing my wonderful words of wisdom, but i'm back so no need to worry lol.

i'm gonna start off with the shoutouts.

shoutout to my favorite young asain kid in my class. yu are ridiculous and i loved seeing yu in the musical, yu gon have to teach me the choreography to that dance. yu was getting it looking like a rounder asian version of Richard Simmons. "alright ladies lets go, and a 1,2,3,4" lol. i also wanna take a minute to admire yu for tryin to be a hustler yu just needed a better rep to sell yo donuts.

hell i don't even remember nobody else that asked i need to start righting these down.

anyway yesterday was a great day i went to the ACT and i felt like i was basically at school again there was just a few exchange students there that day. uni was def reppin hard in there. i enjoyed my big jug of apple juice and my hot cheetos even tho it was plenty of people reaching they fingers in my bag, but hey i'm not even mad hot cheetos is that ish. from the ACT and went and did some shopping, and that was cool i'm always in a good mood when it comes to getting new clothes especially when its not on my penny. and that was even better cuz i found some Hot Tamales Fire lol (insider). then i went to get my haircut and i wasn't too psyched about that cuz my mom wanted to try this new place, called Great Clips. so i was like ok whatever, i will attempt to allow this over-tanned blonde white chick cut my hair but if she messes it up i'm tearing up the spot. and yu cannot imagine the type of people yu run into in these lil new hair places. there was this girl in there getting her haircut and she was tiny like real short, and she had to be about 16 but she looked like a straight up chain smoker. like hmmm i can see why it took the girl 3 hours to cut all 7 inches of yo hair yu had to take like 6 smoke breaks. then she was there wit her mom and her mom was prolly about 50ish but she looked like she was 96 and she hadn't cut her hair in the past 60 years. i'm sitting there looking at her expecting her to get up and get in the chair next she walked out to go start the car. i was in shock like they needed to force her to get her hair cut. she almost tripped over all them locks when she was walking in the parking lot, i hoped she didn't cuz she looked so old and fragile she woulda died from shock before she hit the pavement.

then i went home and i took a good nap. i had woke up at 6 so i really needed to catch up on my sleep. i only got to sleep for like 30 min cuz an unexpected visitor showed up at my house. so then i just got in the shower so i could burn a good 40 min before i actually got ready to go to the musical. then i went and walked my dog, and of course i walked around the block like i was that ish becuz i am lol. but then this lil chunky girl was sittin there wit all her chunky friends lookin like they was having a food addicts support group meeting at the park, they wanna be hee-hee haha-ing and talkin bout me. so i start laughing to myself like HAAAAAAAA i kno this fat skank is not tryin to talk about me, truth is i be talkin bout her too, she tried to run up on me like i was the last Snicker in all of Wal-Mart and i had to shut her down. soo now she talk mess everytime she see me coming a mile away, said thing is she can see me that far away but can see her own toes.

then i went to the musical i have to say it was GREAT! i died laughing damn near the entire time. i have no idea how the actors didn't laugh themselves. i mean honestly if i had to sing a song where i just said "Dick" over and over i would have died on stage. there were soo many sexual inuendos in the musical a wonderful performance of "Kiss Me Kate". the fact that i was sitting next to my favorite ridiculous fashionable indian guy did not help either because when i wasn't laughing at something funny on stage i was laughing at his laugh when he was laughing lol.

then i woke up today and it was just one of those days. it was really nice outside and i wanted to do something outside like go break in my new soccer cleats or something. instead i was inside all day playing video games and texting. it all started off great until someone text me and that wasn't even bad at the beginning either but by the end of the conversation i was in a real shitty mood. and that's no good becuz right now i need to be trying to study for a History test and a Physics quiz.

today my views in relationships also changed, the best things in life have no strings attached. so for right now i guess i kinda have a "Toot It and Boot It" state of mind. lol jk

Just keepin it all too real,

Dre Noir