i kno ya'll were expecting this how could i pass up the opportunity to talk about people wearing ugly dresses and tuxes made from they grandmama's couch. not to mention the terrible music.
ima start off wit a couple shoutouts
shoutout to the only guy i kno who isn't ashamed to give his girlfriend a ride in a pick up truck. the only person i kno who is a true mac miller fan and kinda looks like him (not a compliment mac miller looks like an incest baby) the most amusing person to watch play basketball, his signature shot must be called the "Easter Bunny" the way he be shooting the ball.
shoutout to my road dog, my g, and i guess we must look alike. anybody remember the subbie year basketball team picture. prom was cool for the most part cuz it started off right kicking it. the only dude in the school who can hit the dougie and be super smooth wit it. my ride or die triple o g.
to kick off the serious stuff ima talk to the ladies first. when yu go wit all yur lil girl friends to go buy yur prom dress yu need to make sure yu tell them to be truthful. they will lie to yu so that yu look ugly and yur dress and they look better than yu at the prom. but when it gets down to the end result all ya'll look busted becuz yu believed one of yur friends who was lying to yu and yu was lying to her. soo please if necessary take a polygraph tester wit yu to the store to make sure that when yu walk out all of ya'll not gon look like some jokes when yu get to the prom. also when yu go to buy yur dress take a second to think about what yu are buying and the fact that if yu have a date has to match yu. if yu pick out a dress that is a solid color it makes it soo much easier for him. personally i just believe that a prom dress should be a solid color, yu do not need to look like somebody painted a damn mural on yur dress. keeping in mind that yur date has to match yu can yu make sure that the color he is wearing is an exact match. if yu wearing royal blue and he wearing navy ya'll are going to look stupid in yur pics. if yu and yur date just don't match at all hmmm.... yu shoulda thought about that before. if yu don't have a date that does not mean yu can feel free to just go wild wit yur dress it should not be covered in sequens, it should not look like yu took some curtains folded them in a fancy way and safety pinned them. then the worst of all if yu look like yu borrowed yur dress from yur grandma when she was dancing in the beginning of the 20th century, yu need to stop when people said old stuff was coming back they meant simple stuff from the 70s and 80s like argyle. if yu saw me lookin at yu last night and a laughed a lil... yes i was clowning yu becuz yur dress looked like an atrocious piece of an unnatural disaster.
to all my guys it's hard for us to mess up when it comes to prom. all yu have to do is show up in some kinda suit that matches yur date. if yu have a date yu probably should wear a tux becuz if you show up in the same suit that yur dad wore when he came to pick yu up from school last week yu're gonna look stupid. if yu're wearing a suit that yu kno is itchy and i can look at yu and start scratching like i got hive there is a problem. how are yu supposed to dance wit yur date and yu busy scratching damn near every inch of yur body, everybody around is trying to do the Cupid Shuffle and yu look like yu doing the damn Hokey Pokey.
now to address the dj how in the world do yu say yu cant play edited music but yu play Cee Low Green's "Forget You" then get mad becuz people sing the real lyrics. yu play that stupid Friday song by Rebecca Black, yu play Miley Cyrus. but i cant get no "Drop It Low", "No Hand", "Donk", "Bottoms Up", or "Where Them Girls At". are yu serious?!?! she was lame. I can say that there were a few good song that she played but right after those she played some crappy techno music or a random slow song from like the 80s, it was crazy yu'd get all hyped up just to be let down by a terrible song.
As for postprom yu would have had to be there to enjoy what little there was to enjoy. jk it wasn't that bad but around 3 it was straight dead if yu didnt watch the movie yu were terribly bored. but it wasn't bad. i have to give my class officers they props for putting together a wonderful event that for the most part was fun.
if yu think i'm talking about yu don't jump to conclusions although yur suspicions are probably right.
wreckless and real,
Dre Noir
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